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Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.

Say it in Russian! It must be wonderful. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Belligerent and numerous. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

Why would I want to know that? THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.

And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.

  1. I'll get my kit!
  2. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
  3. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! No! The cat shelter's on to me.

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? I wish! It's a nickel. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

Kif might! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Oh God, what have I done? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we'll go with that data file! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Bender, quit destroying the universe!

Soon enough. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! I just told you! You've killed me! It's toe-tappingly tragic! I'm a thing. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

She also liked to shut up! I love you, buddy! You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Say what?

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! And I'm his friend Jesus. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

A sexy mistake. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Bender, you risked your life to save me! These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.

Say it in Russian! It must be wonderful. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Belligerent and numerous. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

Why would I want to know that? THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.

And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.

  1. I'll get my kit!
  2. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
  3. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! No! The cat shelter's on to me.

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? I wish! It's a nickel. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

Kif might! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Oh God, what have I done? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we'll go with that data file! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Bender, quit destroying the universe!

Soon enough. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! I just told you! You've killed me! It's toe-tappingly tragic! I'm a thing. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

She also liked to shut up! I love you, buddy! You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Say what?

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! And I'm his friend Jesus. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

A sexy mistake. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Bender, you risked your life to save me! These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.